K-mart

So, I just went into kmart for the first time in nearly a decade. I'm conducting what has turned out to be a nationwide survey for cheap goggles. Yes, you guessed it, as dorky as it may be, I'm going to start wearing goggles while cutting onions. It's really the only way to keep the acid from meeting your sweet eye juice.

Target doesn't carry such things after the summer because people never swim indoors at their local gym. That is why I've ended up at kmart. You can almost hear the death rattle as you walk into this depressing little shit hole.

Before I could finish thinking "who the fuck would go here" the answer was already obvious. Mexicans. Why? I do not know.

You guys know that you're allowed at target right?

Now that I think of it I rarely see my secretly short brothers when I'm at target every weekend (sometimes twice.).  I never see a bunch of adults riding child-sized walmart bicycles on the sidewalk around there.  It's usually almost entirely Asians and whites.  Not that I have anything against Asians and whites...  well nothing against whites anyway.

This ain't fuckin' Whloefoods man, it's target!
Anywhere they sell TGI Friday's frozen food, Mexicans should feel welcome.
I WELCOME YOU! 
Get the fuck out of K-mart so it can die already.

There must be another reason, though I couldn't be bothered to see if they had crazy good deals on Flamin' Cheetos and urine flavored beer. I was too busy trying not to yarf seeing obese women eating what could only be referred to as pizza if you wanted to piss off anyone with a taste bud.

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