Me: It's not just a picture of a Costco...
You: I think you're handsome like a wolf.
Me: Thanks, bitch. If you interrupt me again I'll stab you in the forehead with a wet/dry vacuum. It's not only a Costco, but it's the ground floor of a condo building.
Condos suck.
I wouldn't buy a condo.
I'm not going to pay a mortgage, property taxes, and HOA fees to live in a fucking apartment. Are you nuts?
Don't get all mad condo boy, you live in an apartment and it's bleeding you dry. You're STILL trying to paint a fucking accent wall and get stainless steel appliances. A white fridge will chill your Zima just the same. *timely reference of the month*
As if condos weren't shitty enough in the first place, here come the retail. Are we really beginning to live INSIDE of the fucking mall? Maybe Dawn of the Dead was a little more poignant than we'd realized.
Do you really want to live above a Chipotle? At least it won't be too hot. Ya know, cuz the meat never is.
WHY WOULD YOU BUYYYYY PROPERTY OVER A QUIZNOS?
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