CPR

We take a lot for granted.

CPR is fucking amazing.
You're starting up a dead person.
We figured that shit out.
You're literally "compression starting" a dead person like you'd start an old stick shift with a bad solenoid.
Just like when you were a teenager picking up your girlfriend from her wealthy neighborhood in your mom's old piece of shit. When you're about to leave with everyone buckled in safely, it doesn't start, so you and your mom have to push it with the girlfriend in the driver's seat and you mom yell's "POP IT!" meaning to "pop the clutch." So embarrassing, as her parents stand at the door of their mansion watching this.

WE DO THIS WITH HUAMAN LIVES!

and if that doesn't work we have jumper cables.

Holy fucking shit indeed.